This is the sequal to my orignal chat log series: Cyber Sex at its best! This time round instead of the chat logs being focused on Cyber Sex, they are on all different topics, but once again, they are all fucking funny. So lets get started with... -------------------------- The life of a chatter Version 1 -------------------------- MikeWilliams: hello Jeezus_FreeK: hi Jeezus_FreeK: how are you? MikeWilliams: Do you believe in god? Jeezus_FreeK: I believe in God MikeWilliams: I'm not sure I do anymore Jeezus_FreeK: why's taht? Jeezus_FreeK: that* MikeWilliams: My cat got hit by the neighboor's car. Jeezus_FreeK: I'm sorry to hear that MikeWilliams: Yeah Jeezus_FreeK: you no longer believe in God because your cat was hit? MikeWilliams: Yeah Jeezus_FreeK: so it was a bad thing, and why would God let a bad thing happen? MikeWilliams: Yes. Jeezus_FreeK: there are a few reasons MikeWilliams: Like? Jeezus_FreeK: Maybe it's just part of a bigger plan, something you don't know about yet Jeezus_FreeK: (such a small thing can be the entrance to something larger) Jeezus_FreeK: maybe to teach you perserverance, dependence on God MikeWilliams: The neighboor was an Atheist. MikeWilliams: Why did god ignore him, and let him take my Fluffy? Jeezus_FreeK: God didn't ignore him, and God certainly didn't kill your cat Jeezus_FreeK: he just allowed it to happen for a reason that you can't see yet MikeWilliams: How about my house burning down? Jeezus_FreeK: question, Do you know who Jesus Christ is? MikeWilliams: God's brother? Jeezus_FreeK: no, not at all MikeWilliams: Who then? MikeWilliams: Help me understand. Jeezus_FreeK: Jesus Christ is the only son of God, he was sent to earth to die on the cross for the sins of the world (for all the bad things people do) he did die on the cross, however, he rose again 3 days later and a while after that went back to heaven to prepare a place for all those who believe that he died and rose again and trust in him, thus comes the title "Christian" MikeWilliams: But you didn't answer my second question. Jeezus_FreeK: your house burning down? MikeWilliams: Why did god let my house burn down? Jeezus_FreeK: maybe to bring you to the point at which you know you need him to help you through all the troubles you might have Jeezus_FreeK: because God said "Cast your burdens on me and I will carry them for you" its an awesome thing, this hope that you can have, it's a security that you know in the end you will win and that the things of this world won't matter because you'll be in heaven MikeWilliams: I know god did it. MikeWilliams: Lightning hit our house. MikeWilliams: While we were in church. Jeezus_FreeK: what church do you go to? MikeWilliams: Maybe the devil did it, because we went to church. Jeezus_FreeK: there's always the fact that things will happen because they happen and it can't be prevented, i mean, the lightning hitting your house could have happened to anything else, but it just ended up happening at your house, not just coincidence, but so that you could learn something, maybe look for the truth through your doubts, find out the truth MikeWilliams: Ok, so my cat and my house were coincidences. MikeWilliams: What about my grandma? Jeezus_FreeK: no, i just said, it wasn't coincidence! Jeezus_FreeK: I said, God didn't do it, he allowed it to happen, but for a reason that you might not see right now Jeezus_FreeK: what about your grandma? MikeWilliams: A man killed her. Jeezus_FreeK: sin MikeWilliams: He put a plastic bag over her head. MikeWilliams: I walked in three days later, and found her dead. Jeezus_FreeK: God created man in his perfect image, but man disobeyed which separated him from God, from the point sin entered the world. The man did it for his own desires, be it money, or just to murder someone, but like I said, its the sin that was brought into this world, but there is a way out of that sin, that's where Jesus comes in, he is the perfect lamb, the one and only Son of God that was sent to free humans from the sin that have shackled our feet, we can have victory over sin!! Jeezus_FreeK: (with God's help) but you need to receive the gift of salvation (freedom from sin) MikeWilliams: Why did god let him kill her? Jeezus_FreeK: God didn't let him, his own sinful nature (what humans have that they can't avoid) did MikeWilliams: So god just sits and watched as my cat was killed, my house burned down, my grandma was killed, and my dad got his leg run over by a Fed-Ex truck? Jeezus_FreeK: he didn't watch, he cried, if you hurt, he cried for you and he cries for your soul if it doesn't belong to him.....he loves you more then you could imagine and these things may have happened to help you realize that MikeWilliams: So he caused these bad things to make me love him? Jeezus_FreeK: he DIDN'T cause them! he allowed them to happen, just a few bumps in the road of life, to make you realize that he's there with arms wide open waiting for you to give him your burden and accept him into your life as Lord and Saviour MikeWilliams: My mom died giving birth to me, and my dad will never walk again. These are just bumps on the road? Jeezus_FreeK: God's telling you to look to him for strength to get through it all MikeWilliams: I could get through regular life with a regular mom and dad easier MikeWilliams: maybe he could have given me a happy life, and i'd have turned to him in thanks Jeezus_FreeK: look at a wider spectrum here, everything that happens in life is like God screaming out to you to come to him, some choose to accept it others could care less, but one day you'll be put on judgment and asked why God should let you into heaven and what are you to answer? MikeWilliams: Because I deserve it after the crap life you gave me. Jeezus_FreeK: He's given you a gift MikeWilliams: Of pain? Jeezus_FreeK: its your decision to chose it or to throw it away Jeezus_FreeK: NO!, of salvation Jeezus_FreeK: and joy in trials Jeezus_FreeK: the ability to know that eventually you will win MikeWilliams: I just want the hurting to stop. Can you pray for that? Jeezus_FreeK: turn to Jesus and the things might just fade away and God will bless you MikeWilliams: Also pray that my HIV won't turn into full-blown aids. Jeezus_FreeK: why do you have HIV? MikeWilliams: My mom had it. MikeWilliams: She gave it to us all. MikeWilliams: My dad, me, and my brother, who is dying of it. Jeezus_FreeK: oh Jeezus_FreeK: what's my excuse of why you have that? MikeWilliams: I think god hates me. Jeezus_FreeK: NO!!! don't you see? or are you blind!? Jeezus_FreeK: He sent his ONE AND ONLY Son to the earth to DIE for you Jeezus_FreeK: he suffered on the cross (a Roman execution) and he did nothing but love, and one day, all those who have put faith in him will vanish off the face of this earth and 7 years will follow for those who missed it the first time to receive His gift, but those 7 years will be full of much worse things then you are going through now MikeWilliams: How could it get any worse? MikeWilliams: Hello? MikeWilliams: You have to think about that one. Jeezus_FreeK: no, I am typing it out Jeezus_FreeK: ok, all those who put there faith in Jesus (which I suggest you do because it makes things different) dissapear, there goes a major part of the population (i mean, they disapear from whereever they just were, driving, running, anything) after that come what are called the scroll judgments, first a guy rises to power in peace and then brings war on the earth, then come more death and plagues, then a huge worldwide earthquake, eventually only 1/4 of the remaining population will be left on earth MikeWilliams: Sounds better to me. Jeezus_FreeK: Plus, if you haven't placed your faith in Jesus then if you were to die any moment then you'd go to Hell, a place of constant un-ending torture, thats much worse then anything you've ever felt, you dont want to be there Jeezus_FreeK: take what your going through and multiply it by a million and thats what Hell will be like MikeWilliams: If god loved me, why would he send me to Hell? MikeWilliams: What if I'm in hell now? Jeezus_FreeK: NOOO! your on earth. Arent you listening Jeezus_FreeK: you see, GOD DOES LOVE YOU!! Jeezus_FreeK: thats why he sent his only son to die MikeWilliams: Maybe it's not god messing with me, but the devil. Jeezus_FreeK: there you go MikeWilliams: so should I start talking with the devil? Maybe he could stop messing with me. Jeezus_FreeK: NO HE WILL NOT!! he'll just send his demons to torment you more Jeezus_FreeK: start talking to God Jeezus_FreeK: and asking him for relief MikeWilliams: but god's not doing it, you said. MikeWilliams: he's just watching and crying MikeWilliams: maybe that's all god can do. MikeWilliams: maybe only the devil can do stuff on earth. Jeezus_FreeK: crying because your hurting and he's hurting FOR YOU Jeezus_FreeK: your not looking for truth, your running in endless circles, I've tried to explain God's love to you and his gift to be free from sin, but you continue to not listen, if you truly sought an answer and wanted relief, then you would have wholeheartedly heeded what I have been speaking about MikeWilliams: I'm trying to understand MikeWilliams: but this is all so new Jeezus_FreeK: you said you've been to church Jeezus_FreeK: did you learn anything there? MikeWilliams: Only that church keeps you away from house fires. Jeezus_FreeK: have you ever read a Bible? MikeWilliams: I learned that God sent his brother Jesus to fight the devil MikeWilliams: that's what I mostly remember Jeezus_FreeK: JESUS IS NOT GODS BROTHER!! Jeezus_FreeK: I HAVE TOLD YOU IT IS HIS ONLY SON MikeWilliams: I saw this thing on the news on CNN where they found his brother in a box Jeezus_FreeK: whos brother MikeWilliams: jesus MikeWilliams: there was this box and it had 'here lies James, Jesuses brother' Jeezus_FreeK: Jesus DID NOT have a brother he was Gods only son who came and gave his life to wash away all of your sins and if you choose to accept him into your heart you will not go to hell (place of neverending torture) but to heaven (with the lord forever) Jeezus_FreeK: what have you learned from me? MikeWilliams: that god sits, watches me, and cries. MikeWilliams: and that the devil is screwing up my life Jeezus_FreeK: ok, Jeezus_FreeK: listen to me. Jeezus_FreeK: I will say this once more Jeezus_FreeK: God DOESNT alway cry and he JUST DOESNT SIT AROUND AND WATCH YOU Jeezus_FreeK: he's reaching out to you and wants you to come to him MikeWilliams: Like my dad on the couch? MikeWilliams: He sits, cries and wants me to get him a beer MikeWilliams: he can't get it himself. MikeWilliams: His femur is broken. MikeWilliams: He can't ever walk again Jeezus_FreeK: God doesn't have self-pity, Jeezus_FreeK: he's weeping when your sad and hurt because you won't give it to him, Jeezus_FreeK: if you would then you'd feel better, and he'd carry it for you Jeezus_FreeK: what about his other leg? Jeezus_FreeK: breaking a leg doesn't mean your paralyzed Jeezus_FreeK: it heals MikeWilliams: the truck pinched his spinal neve thing MikeWilliams: he can't move his legs MikeWilliams: only feel them Jeezus_FreeK: it would have needed to run over his back then MikeWilliams: I think he's alcoholic MikeWilliams: he's had 6 beer bottles tonight. MikeWilliams: should i get him another? MikeWilliams: All i know is that the doctor said he won't ever walk again. Jeezus_FreeK: oh MikeWilliams: I'm only 11 MikeWilliams: I don't pay that much attention. Jeezus_FreeK: ooo, I thought I was talking to someone older then that MikeWilliams: why? MikeWilliams: how old are you? Jeezus_FreeK: 37 Jeezus_FreeK: you don't talk like your a kid MikeWilliams: I've had to grow up. Jeezus_FreeK: yeah MikeWilliams: I'm the only one in the family with a job Jeezus_FreeK: what do you do? MikeWilliams: I work in a farmer field 14 hours a day Jeezus_FreeK: where are you from? MikeWilliams: Arizona MikeWilliams: its hard because nothing grows here because its so dry Jeezus_FreeK: i'm sorry, i find that hard to believe, labor laws MikeWilliams: It's probably not legal MikeWilliams: but I'm the only able-bodied kid MikeWilliams: able-bodied person in my house Jeezus_FreeK: you couldn't afford a computer with the internet to MikeWilliams: library MikeWilliams: thansk for a good talk MikeWilliams: i think i understand more now than before. MikeWilliams: we need to go to the hospital to visit my brother. Wish us luck. Jeezus_FreeK: ok Jeezus_FreeK: get a Bible MikeWilliams: I hope he's gotten better Jeezus_FreeK: read John Jeezus_FreeK: (in the Bible) MikeWilliams: and that the lump isn't cancer MikeWilliams: ok MikeWilliams: thank you MikeWilliams: goodnight Jeezus_FreeK: you'll get more out of it Jeezus_FreeK: good night MikeWilliams: by the way MikeWilliams: i'm homosexual MikeWilliams: is that wrong? Jeezus_FreeK: yup MikeWilliams: why? Jeezus_FreeK: and I know your not at a library, they don't stay open until 3 in the morning Jeezus_FreeK: God made one man for one woman Jeezus_FreeK: not man for man MikeWilliams: but i can have sex without spreading aids that way right? Jeezus_FreeK: thats why it is impossible for two guys to have kids because that is not how God made it MikeWilliams: well MikeWilliams: at least i don't do drugs MikeWilliams: My Ahteist neighboor offered me some crack MikeWilliams: in exchange for killing my cat MikeWilliams: should I take it? MikeWilliams: I like to look at my Dad's porno movies MikeWilliams: Is that wrong? MikeWilliams: it makes my pants feel tight MikeWilliams: but not too tight because im only 11 MikeWilliams: hello? MikeWilliams: did you disappear for 7 years MikeWilliams: is God's brother back? Jeezus_FreeK: <> ---------------------------- cheesedog: Are you the guy who was abused by his mom? slovic1971: yeah why? cheesedog: I'm a counsellor. I can help you? slovic1971: I dun think so cheesedog: why do you say that? slovic1971: I've tried therapy slovic1971: it din help much cheesedog: Well...I'm different. slovic1971: i've heard that two slovic1971: too cheesedog: No, really cheesedog: I'm practicing a new form of therapy slovic1971: whats that? cheesedog: Would you like to try? slovic1971: no cheesedog: What have you got to lose? slovic1971: No thanks slovic1971: :P cheesedog: I just want to help slovic1971: what kind of a name is cheesedog anyway? cheesedog: What kind of a name is slovic1971? slovic1971: its my everquest name? cheesedog: I've played that. slovic1971: did you like it? cheesedog: Nope. Just a bunch of losers running around acting like elves slovic1971: HEY FUCK YOU! cheesedog: Where did that come from? cheesedog: I'm trying to help you slovic1971: I love that game slovic1971: So don't shit on it. cheesedog: Let me guess. cheesedog: It's your escape from reality, right? slovic1971: Somethin like that. cheesedog: What did your mom do to you? slovic1971: I told you I dun wanna talk about it slovic1971: Now leave me alone. cheesedog: Look, I've been there ok. I can relate. slovic1971: good for you cheesedog: I'm reaching out. slovic1971: I just got the new one cheesedog: Huh? slovic1971: Sorry wrong person. cheesedog: oh ok cheesedog: So do you cyber on Everquest? slovic1971: what? cheesedog: I wanted to know if sex with Elves is cool. slovic1971: I dun want your help. slovic1971: leave me with my "Elves" cheesedog: Check this out. cheesedog: My mom used to beat me for going outside without a hat. slovic1971: thats fucked up cheesedog: Yeah it is. And she made me eat peas and shit. slovic1971: so? cheesedog: THATS MY PAIN! cheesedog: You know how gross peas are? slovic1971: Is that it? cheesedog: Yep. Do I need anymore reason? slovic1971: thats shit man slovic1971: My mom used to beat me with shoe horns when I got one speck of dirt on the carpet. cheesedog: What?!? slovic1971: Yeah. I have scars from where it broke the skin. cheesedog: LMAOOOO slovic1971: What the fuck is so funny? cheesedog: That lol slovic1971: What? cheesedog: What you just said. slovic1971: that shit about you eating peas? cheesedog: No LOL cheesedog: That shit about your mom kicking your ass! cheesedog: Thats some funny shit there! slovic1971: you think thats funny? cheesedog: Hell yeah! slovic1971: HEY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE cheesedog: C'mon dude. Let's bond. cheesedog: Let's laugh at our misfortune together. cheesedog: My mom used pull my hair out. cheesedog: You there? cheesedog: C'mon laugh slovic1971: You're not funny cheesedog: She used to spank me for sneaking out too. slovic1971: You think that's something bad? slovic1971: You're a fuckwad cheesedog: It is bad! slovic1971: You ever been burned by a curling iron across your thigh? cheesedog: Yeah slovic1971: Liar cheesedog: Okay. You got me. No, I haven't. slovic1971: Well I have slovic1971: by my drunk mother. cheesedog: Did she sexually abuse you? cheesedog: Hello? cheesedog: Dude, c'mon. slovic1971: Yes cheesedog: LMAOOOO!!! slovic1971: FUCK YOU! cheesedog: LMAOOOOO! cheesedog: HAAAAAAHHHH AHAHAH! cheesedog: LMAOO!!!!! cheesedog: Stop it! I can't breathe... you're hilarious! slovic1971: You not a counselor. slovic1971: I dun know why you want to fuck with me. slovic1971: Just leave me alone, fuckwasd. cheesedog: This is a new treatment. It's called "Laugh Therapy" slovic1971: It pisses people off! cheesedog: What is your real name? slovic1971: Nice try cheesedog: I won't tell anyone. slovic1971: Piss off cheesedog: Is it Daniel Prutolski? cheesedog: Daniel? slovic1971: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW MY FUCKING NAME? cheesedog: I got sources. cheesedog: Isn't that name Polish? slovic1971: Who are you? cheesedog: Damn Daniel. Your mom kicks your ass...AND you're a POLLOCK! slovic1971: HEY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! slovic1971: I BEEN HEARING THAT SHIT MY WHOLE LIFE!!!! slovic1971: I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GONNA HEAR IT FROM YOU!!! slovic1971: SO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE! cheesedog: Hey Daniel, how did the pollock break his arm while raking leaves? cheesedog: He fell out of the tree! cheesedog: LMAOOOOO slovic1971: FUCK YOU ASSLICKING COCKSUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!! slovic1971: I FUCKING HATE YOU! cheesedog: Do you kiss your mom with that mouth? cheesedog: Oh wait. I forgot. You DO kiss her with that mouth. cheesedog: LMAOOOO slovic1971: I'm gonna find you. cheesedog: Really? slovic1971: And you're gonna be in for a world of hurt when I do. cheesedog: As long as you don't burn me with a curling iron. slovic1971: YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!! slovic1971: DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU???? slovic1971: YOU'RE FUCKING DEADDDDDDDDD cheesedog: I'm sorry. Please don't hurt me. slovic1971: Too late for that. slovic1971: I'm gonna hurt you so bad you are gonna wish you were dead!!! cheesedog: Please.... I beg you. slovic1971: Not so funny now is it? cheesedog: Pollock. slovic1971: THATS IT! cheesedog: AAHH HA AHHAHAHAH slovic1971: I'm coming to get you. slovic1971: dun fall asleep. cheesedog: WWAAAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAH!! slovic1971: ---------------------------- rebecca_east: Are you planning on keeping the child? EvilSarahBitch: I don't have a choice. rebecca_east: Yes you do! EvilSarahBitch: You don't understand. I don't want this child! rebecca_east: There are other options you know. EvilSarahBitch: Like what? rebecca_east: Abortion. Adoption. Even letting a family member adopt the child might work. EvilSarahBitch: I can't abort the child. People wouldn't like it if I did that. rebecca_east: It's your body and your choice. EvilSarahBitch: I thought about giving the child up for adoption but no one wanted it. rebecca_east: Someone would want it I'm sure. EvilSarahBitch: It's not my body. It's the child's body. rebecca_east: No Sweety. Its YOUR body. No one can tell you what to do with YOUR own body! EvilSarahBitch: So.... even though its the child's body, because it came from me...makes it mine? rebecca_east: Exactly. EvilSarahBitch: Have you ever had one done before? rebecca_east: Yes. EvilSarahBitch: Was the father upset? rebecca_east: It's a bad subject. rebecca_east: :( EvilSarahBitch: Are you upset that you had it done? rebecca_east: No not at all. EvilSarahBitch: Then why is it bad? EvilSarahBitch: Rebecca? rebecca_east: Don't worry about it. EvilSarahBitch: Please tell me. EvilSarahBitch: I need your help. EvilSarahBitch: I want to know about your experience. rebecca_east: no EvilSarahBitch: I figured as much. You're a feminist aren't you? EvilSarahBitch: I guess a weak girl like me isn't worth your time. rebecca_east: Yes I am a feminist but that has nothing to do with it. EvilSarahBitch: Then what are you hiding? EvilSarahBitch: I won't say anything. EvilSarahBitch: Tell me. rebecca_east: I was raped. Thats why I had mine done. EvilSarahBitch: Did your husband do it? rebecca_east: No. The man went to prison and is set to be released in Septemeber. rebecca_east: :( rebecca_east: Grrrrrr EvilSarahBitch: I'm sorry. Don't get upset now. rebecca_east: My family is very religious and didn't want me to abort. rebecca_east: But its my body and my choice. rebecca_east: I would have grown to hate the child. EvilSarahBitch: Like I hate mine? rebecca_east: I imagine so. rebecca_east: We're off subject rebecca_east: This started off with a discussion about your baby. EvilSarahBitch: It's not a baby. rebecca_east: Right. I didn't mean to use that word. EvilSarahBitch: So what should I do? rebecca_east: It's your choice. Just make sure no one trys to influence your decision. EvilSarahBitch: If you were in my situation what would you do? rebecca_east: I don't know. Is the father a decent man? EvilSarahBitch: He's dead. rebecca_east: OMG I'm sorry EvilSarahBitch: It's ok. I've learned to get by without him. EvilSarahBitch: He got hit by a garbage truck. EvilSarahBitch: He was an asshole anyways. rebecca_east: LOL rebecca_east: Well. The choice is yours. rebecca_east: Just remember that its YOUR body. rebecca_east: No one else's. EvilSarahBitch: Ok. rebecca_east: :) EvilSarahBitch: I'm gonna do it. EvilSarahBitch: Thank you Rebecca. rebecca_east: You're welcome. I'm always here if you need me afterwards. EvilSarahBitch: Afterwards? rebecca_east: Yes. Some women find it difficult to cope after the incident. EvilSarahBitch: I'll remember that. Thanks again. ----15 minutes later---- EvilSarahBitch: Alright! Rebecca I did it! rebecca_east: Did what? EvilSarahBitch: Aborted the child. rebecca_east: LOL rebecca_east: In the last ten minutes?? EvilSarahBitch: Yes. I did it. rebecca_east: You mean at home??!!? EvilSarahBitch: Yes. rebecca_east: OMGGGG did you use a clotheshanger or something? rebecca_east: OMGGGGGG EvilSarahBitch: No I used a knife. rebecca_east: A KNIFE?!?!? EvilSarahBitch: Yes I cut it's throat. rebecca_east: JESUS!!! rebecca_east: GO TO THE HOSPITAL! EvilSarahBitch: I'm not hurt rebecca_east: What trimester are you in? EvilSarahBitch: Huh? EvilSarahBitch: What trimester? rebecca_east: Yes. How many months have you been pregnant? rebecca_east: A trimester is three months, so if you're over 3 months, you're in your second trimester. EvilSarahBitch: I guess then technically I was in my 17th trimester. rebecca_east: huh? EvilSarahBitch: Yes rebecca_east: You mean you already had this child? EvilSarahBitch: Yeah, about 4 years ago. And I just aborted it. EvilSarahBitch: The little fucker wouldn't stop wearing my shoes. rebecca_east: WHAT?!?!? EvilSarahBitch: I want to thank you for being so supportive. rebecca_east: YOU KILLED A CHILD?!?!? EvilSarahBitch: No. Like you said. Its MY body. Not the childs. rebecca_east: I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS ALIVE!!!!!! rebecca_east: OMGGGGGGG rebecca_east: CALL 911!!! EvilSarahBitch: No I can handle it from here. EvilSarahBitch: Thank you again for all your help. EvilSarahBitch: I don't think I could have done it without you. EvilSarahBitch: Rebecca? EvilSarahBitch: Are you there? EvilSarahBitch: Rebecca? rebecca_east: ---------------------------- Victimx_20: Are you the one with the childrens organization? cheezedog: Yes that's me. Victimx_20: Are you serious about helping the children? cheezedog: Yes. I am very serious. Victimx_20: I run an organization here in Salt Lake City similiar to yours. cheezedog: Really? cheezedog: What does your organization do? Victimx_20: We help raise money for abused children in the surrounding regions Victimx_20: and help give them a place to go after school where they can play with others. cheezedog: That's what I do too! cheezedog: Sometimes, we even pick them up from school afterwards. Victimx_20: We have a bus that does that for our kids too. Victimx_20: How long have you been doing this for? cheezedog: Almost my entire adult life. Victimx_20: I got involved after I noticed a young boy with bruises on his legs at my work. cheezedog: That's so strange. I became active in my organization after notcing a young boy's legs too. Victimx_20: That is quite a coincidence. cheezedog: I just got tired of all the red tape. cheezedog: I stepped up to the plate and joined this organization. Victimx_20: You are truly a hero Cheeze. Victimx_20: What is your real name? cheezedog: My real name? Victimx_20: Yes. I'm Carl. cheezedog: I'm Walter. cheezedog: Walter Wang. Victimx_20: Good to meet you Watler. Victimx_20: You there? cheezedog: Yes. I'm sorry. cheezedog: I have lots of people talking to me at once about sending money to help out. Victimx_20: That's Great! cheezedog: Would you like to help us? Victimx_20: Yes I would love to! cheezedog: Great. Can I register your name with our organization? cheezedog: We can send you brochures and pamplets about us and the work we are doing. Victimx_20: Of course you can! Victimx_20: I'd be happy to! cheezedog: Ok. Give me your full name and address. Victimx_20: Carl ********* Victimx_20: **** Poplar Street Victimx_20: Salt Lake City, Utah 84119 cheezedog: Fantastic! cheezedog: Let me take a second to add your name in our database. Victimx_20: Sure thing my friend. cheezedog: Ok. I've entered your information into our system now. Victimx_20: Great! cheezedog: You'll be getting the info about your new member status in the mail shortly. Victimx_20: I'm just glad I could help. cheezedog: Would you like to donate ten dollars to help these young boys? cheezedog: It's tax deductable. Victimx_20: Of course I'll donate. Victimx_20: What is your address? cheezedog: Send a check or money order to: cheezedog: NAMBLA - New York division cheezedog: PO BOX 6453 Victimx_20: HOLD IT!!! cheezedog: New York, New York 23.... hold it? Victimx_20: NAMBLA!!???!?!?? Victimx_20: You mean the National American Man-Boy Love Association? cheezedog: Well, actuall it's North American, but yes. cheezedog: Thats our organization. cheezedog: We are helping young boys everyday. Victimx_20: YOU GUYS HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN!!! cheezedog: Yes brother Carl. cheezedog: And now so will you. cheezedog: We are trying to help these boys run away from home. cheezedog: So they can express themselves freely. cheezedog: Without their parents giving them a hard time. cheezedog: WE want to be the ones giving them the hard time. cheezedog: That's just a little NAMBLA joke for you, brother Carl. cheezedog: You'll hear all sorts of campy humor like that at the meetings. Victimx_20: ARE YOU CRAZY?!? cheezedog: No. We're just sick of them getting grounded and stuff. cheezedog: When we wanna fuck, we wanna fuck. cheezedog: We get tired of hearing "Tommy can't come out and play with you anymore." cheezedog: "...you make his ass hurt too much." cheezedog: You know how frustrating that is? Victimx_20: NO I DONT! MY GOD! YOU SHOULD BE SHOT! cheezedog: Or how about when you almost get ready to nut... cheezedog: ..and the kid says "It's past my curfew." cheezedog: GOD! I fucking hate that shit! Victimx_20: LEAVE THE LITTLE BOYS ALONE YOU SICKOS! cheezedog: Holdup there Carl! You're supposed to be with us. Victimx_20: NO I AM NOT YOU SICK FUC cheezedog: Well, you're one of us now. cheezedog: I signed you up. cheezedog: Remember? cheezedog: cheezedog: Would you like to help us? cheezedog: Victimx_20: Yes I would love to! cheezedog: cheezedog: Great. Can I register your name with our organization? cheezedog: cheezedog: We can send you brochures and pamplets about us and the work we are doing. cheezedog: Victimx_20: Of course you can! cheezedog: Victimx_20: I'd be happy to! cheezedog: See? Victimx_20: Remove my name permanently. NOW!!! cheezedog: Sorry Carl. No can do. cheezedog: We're also gonna send your neighbors some literature. cheezedog: We'll put your name on the envelope so they can see what you are into. cheezedog: Then they can come over and ask you questions if they want to get involved like you did. Victimx_20: I'll never help you! SO TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST BEFORE I CONTACT THE POLICE! cheezedog: And tell them what? cheezedog: That you like to fuck young boys? Victimx_20: NO! THAT YOU DO! Victimx_20: WALTER WANG! Victimx_20: Thats right! I have the entire conversation in text file as proof! cheezedog: Alright I'll take you off our list under one condition. Victimx_20: What? cheezedog: Can your son come out and play with us? cheezedog: I promise we'll be easy on him the first time. Victimx_20: YOU SICK FREAK! IF YOU TOUCH MY SON I'LL KILL YOU! Victimx_20: DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!! Victimx_20: KILLLLLLL YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! cheezedog: Hello? cheezedog: Hey Carl? cheezedog: You're literature will be there in three days. cheezedog: YOU THERE??? Victimx_20: ---------------------------- evil_sarah_bitch: Hi there. evil_sarah_bitch: Do you know anything about Voodoo? godisdeadtome: what? evil_sarah_bitch: Voodoo. evil_sarah_bitch: Know anything about it? godisdeadtome: a little, but no offense, i'm in no mood 2 talk godisdeadtome: sorry evil_sarah_bitch: But you've got to help me. evil_sarah_bitch: I've been searching for an hour for someone who can help me. evil_sarah_bitch: Please? evil_sarah_bitch: Pritty pleae with sugar on top? godisdeadtome: sorry 2 disappoint u godisdeadtome: but i'm busy evil_sarah_bitch: This is an emergency. evil_sarah_bitch: if you can't help me, please tell me someone who can. godisdeadtome: look, i cant help u okay!. godisdeadtome: I cant even help myself at moment evil_sarah_bitch: I'll make a deal with you. evil_sarah_bitch: You help me and I'll help you. godisdeadtome: how can u help me? evil_sarah_bitch: Whats your problem? godisdeadtome: hmmmm....cant narrow it down that easly godisdeadtome: *easily evil_sarah_bitch: Give it your best shot. godisdeadtome: i just don't wanna live anymore, okay! evil_sarah_bitch: That's it? evil_sarah_bitch: I can help you. evil_sarah_bitch: What are you doing about it? godisdeadtome: about what? evil_sarah_bitch: About getting rid of your problem. godisdeadtome: thinking of different ways to end it evil_sarah_bitch: Have you thought about the rope method? godisdeadtome: rope method? godisdeadtome: hanging myself? evil_sarah_bitch: No. Tie a rope to your penis and tie the other end of the rope to your bedpost.. evil_sarah_bitch: Then jump out of your window godisdeadtome: very funny i dont think that will work godisdeadtome: goodbye evil_sarah_bitch: Wait! I've got an even better idea. evil_sarah_bitch: You could make some money at the same time. godisdeadtome: ? evil_sarah_bitch: Check this out evil_sarah_bitch: Hug a tree, and chain yourself to it. godisdeadtome: and? evil_sarah_bitch: Then sell tickets to people for five bucks a piece. godisdeadtome: who would pay to see me die being chained to a tree? evil_sarah_bitch: No dude. You don't get it. evil_sarah_bitch: The tickets aren't for people to watch you die. godisdeadtome: i don't get it evil_sarah_bitch: The tickets you sell are for people to kick you in the ass... evil_sarah_bitch: ...for being such a whiney little bitch. godisdeadtome: piss off evil_sarah_bitch: Each person that pays five bucks, gets to kick you in the ass. evil_sarah_bitch: Twice. evil_sarah_bitch: And they just keep kicking you in the ass until you die. evil_sarah_bitch: That way, you get to die... evil_sarah_bitch: And you can at least pay for the funeral with kicks to your worthless ass... evil_sarah_bitch: ..instead of continuing to be an embarrassment to your family. godisdeadtome: suck my dick you cocksucker whore! evil_sarah_bitch: Hey listen, i'm just trying to help. evil_sarah_bitch: There's no need to get nasty about it. godisdeadtome: you're not helping. you're being a bitch evil_sarah_bitch: I just wanted to help see you off in a unique way. evil_sarah_bitch: Since you're such a unique individual. evil_sarah_bitch: Just like the multitudes of other pussies that look JUST like you. evil_sarah_bitch: Whats wrong with that? evil_sarah_bitch: Hello? evil_sarah_bitch: Can I buy a ticket for 5 bucks? godisdeadtome: you know what. I changed my mind. I don't need your help. evil_sarah_bitch: So you don't wanna die anymore? godisdeadtome: no evil_sarah_bitch: C'mon man! evil_sarah_bitch: Snap out of it! evil_sarah_bitch: You know you're not cut out for this world. evil_sarah_bitch: Where's that "I wanna die" spirit evil_sarah_bitch: huh? godisdeadtome: Up yours evil_sarah_bitch: I'll help you get back in the mood... evil_sarah_bitch: No one likes you. evil_sarah_bitch: Your fucking ugly. evil_sarah_bitch: Girls think your gay... evil_sarah_bitch: You'll be a virgin until you're 40. godisdeadtome: yeah like your so beautiful you fucking cunt evil_sarah_bitch: And then you'll have to pay for it. evil_sarah_bitch: You've got a little dick. It's pathetic. evil_sarah_bitch: You're scared to take showers after gym class. evil_sarah_bitch: You'll do anythng to get attention. evil_sarah_bitch: You're never gonna amount to anything. evil_sarah_bitch: Ready to die yet? evil_sarah_bitch: C'mon. Let's talk business. evil_sarah_bitch: Can I have your stereo when you're dead? godisdeadtome: PISS OFFF!!!!!! evil_sarah_bitch: I bet you have a ton of The Cure records.. evil_sarah_bitch: Got any Bauhaus, or Morrisey? evil_sarah_bitch: How about the Cocteau Twins? godisdeadtome: ---------------------------- Evil_Sarah: Hello, this is Sarah from Fugly. Evil_Sarah: I have a service report that you need assistance with one of our images. VictimX16: Hello. Evil_Sarah: Hi. VictimX16: wow that was very fast Evil_Sarah: Yes. We're very committed to customer service here at Fugly. VictimX16: I can see that Evil_Sarah: So, can you describe to me exactly what the problem is? VictimX16: yes my son downloaded one of your photos to my computer Evil_Sarah: Yes? VictimX16: and now it is on the screen all the time VictimX16: I have deleted all of the files but cant get this picture off. Evil_Sarah: Ok. VictimX16: what do I do? Evil_Sarah: According to the service report, the photo is of, "a big guy that looks like he's in jail"? VictimX16: that's correct Evil_Sarah: From that description, I'm pretty sure I know which one it is, but I'll need you to confirm it. VictimX16: Ok Evil_Sarah: I'm going to send a link to the photo. Evil_Sarah: Click on it, and let me know if the offending picture pops up. VictimX16: Ok Evil_Sarah: http://www.fugly.com/images/fugly/2001/200102/20010205/ VictimX16: No that looks like the same guy but the one I have he is flipping the bird. Evil_Sarah: Ok. I know exactly which one you're talking about. Evil_Sarah: http://www.fugly.com/images/fugly/2001/200103/20010323/ VictimX16: That's the one Evil_Sarah: Ok. Evil_Sarah: I was afraid of that. VictimX16: that's what they said in the email Evil_Sarah: Usually we could just send you a password to use, but this one requires a bit more effort. Evil_Sarah: First, I'll need a little information. VictimX16: allritey Evil_Sarah: What brand of computer are you using? VictimX16: gateway Evil_Sarah: Ok. And when did you purchase the computer? VictimX16: its almost two years old Evil_Sarah: Ok. And do you know what operating system you're using? VictimX16: no. Evil_Sarah: Do you have windows 95, 98, NT, 2000 VictimX16: oh I see. I have Microsoft Windows 98. Evil_Sarah: That's good. That really helps. VictimX16: okay good. Evil_Sarah: This won't be as difficult as I expected. VictimX16: That's a relief. VictimX16: This picture is givng me the creeps lol! Evil_Sarah: I'm very sorry about the inconvenience. Evil_Sarah: It will only take a minute to correct it. VictimX16: Im very impressed Evil_Sarah: Excuse me? VictimX16: I am very impressed with yout help desk Evil_Sarah: Thank you. VictimX16: I never expected such a fast response. Evil_Sarah: Well, customer service is our number one priority, here at Fugly.com. VictimX16: I can see that. Evil_Sarah: Ok, first I need for you to click on the Start button and select Run. Evil_Sarah: In the dialogue box, type the word, "command" and hit Enter. Evil_Sarah: Ignore the "" (quotes). I'm just using that so you'll know what to type. Evil_Sarah: Tell me what you see. VictimX16: I have a black window. Evil_Sarah: Ok. That's a command window. VictimX16: okay Evil_Sarah: It's used to enter commands. VictimX16: k Evil_Sarah: Now, resize the two windows so that you can see both of them at the same time. Evil_Sarah: I'm going to give you a series of commands to type in. Evil_Sarah: This way, you won't have to keep flipping back and forth between windows. VictimX16: Ok, I have it. Evil_Sarah: First, tell me what it says in the command window. VictimX16: it says Microsoft r Windows 98 VictimX16: c Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-1998 Evil_Sarah: What else? VictimX16: C:\WIMDOWS\desktop> Evil_Sarah: Ok. Here we go. Evil_Sarah: Are you ready? VictimX16: yes I am Evil_Sarah: First type, "cd \", and hit Enter. VictimX16: ok. Evil_Sarah: What does the command window say now? VictimX16: it says C:\> Evil_Sarah: Ok, good. Evil_Sarah: Now this is the most important line. Evil_Sarah: The file you are deleting is called, "tree" VictimX16: ok Evil_Sarah: Type, "deltree /Y C:\WINDOWS" and hit Enter. VictimX16: <> ---------------------------- SugarBayBeME: Hey! Fugly_Dot_Com: Do I know you? SugarBayBeME: No, i was just looking for someone to Chat with. SugarBayBeME: Care to chat with me? Fugly_Dot_Com: Sure. Do you know who this is? Fugly_Dot_Com: I don't think you want to chat with me. SugarBayBeME: You? no i don't i just looked you up Fugly_Dot_Com: What did you look up? SugarBayBeME: fugly. i was just typing in stupid names and you pop up.. Fugly_Dot_Com: Oh. Ok. Fugly_Dot_Com: How old are you? SugarBayBeME: I'm a 22, Female. Brown hair blue eyes and around 5'9'.... You? Fugly_Dot_Com: No way! I'm a 22, Female Brown hair blue eyes and about 5'9" too! Fugly_Dot_Com: Wow! Fugly_Dot_Com: What the fuck do you know about that? Fugly_Dot_Com: Tell me more about yourself. SugarBayBeME: are you serious! Fugly_Dot_Com: Shyahhh! Fugly_Dot_Com: Seriously! SugarBayBeME: wow. That's odd Fugly_Dot_Com: Wow. Fugly_Dot_Com: Where are you from? SugarBayBeME: Okay.. tell me about your self.. Fugly_Dot_Com: No. You go first. Fugly_Dot_Com: Where are you from? SugarBayBeME: im from Maine.. i am here visiting my mom for the march break.. Fugly_Dot_Com: Wait a minute. I'M from maine too! Fugly_Dot_Com: What part? Fugly_Dot_Com: March break from what? College? SugarBayBeME: barharbour main.. what part are you form SugarBayBeME: yeah college break.. for once... i get a break Fugly_Dot_Com: No fucking way. I'm in Barharbour Maine too! Fugly_Dot_Com: What college do you go to? SugarBayBeME: well i came to visit my mom and father.. SugarBayBeME: i came down from Georgian.. Do you really live in bar harbour? Fugly_Dot_Com: Georgian College? In Ontario? SugarBayBeME: yes, how the hell do you know? Fugly_Dot_Com: You're not going to beleive this. SugarBayBeME: What! tell me! what! Fugly_Dot_Com: This has to be the strangest thing that's ever happened to me. Fugly_Dot_Com: Will you send me a picture of yourself? SugarBayBeME: WHAT! what is it Fugly_Dot_Com: I go to Georgian university TOO! Fugly_Dot_Com: In Ontario! Fugly_Dot_Com: I swear to god! SugarBayBeME: OMG! what are you taking! Fugly_Dot_Com: I have to be honest with you. This is just too strange. SugarBayBeME: i know! send me a picture of yourslef.. i might know you! OMG! Fugly_Dot_Com: Are you messing with me? SugarBayBeME: NO! im dead serious! go to georgian! Iam visiting my mom and dad! Fugly_Dot_Com: Come on. My heart is beating like a million miles an hour. Fugly_Dot_Com: This better not be some kind of a joke. SugarBayBeME: no seriously! are you really from georgian! Fugly_Dot_Com: I am I swear! Fugly_Dot_Com: Come on. Send me a pic and I'll send you one too. k? SugarBayBeME: send me a pic of your self i might know you! Fugly_Dot_Com: Ok. But you go first. Ok? SugarBayBeME: How old are you? Fugly_Dot_Com: I'm 22. Fugly_Dot_Com: How old are you? SugarBayBeME: okay one sec! this pic i have is from awhile ago SugarBayBeME: because im on my moms computer and not mine SugarBayBeME: mine is back on campus so this one is a bit old.. ready? SugarBayBeME: i'm 22 going to be 23 in about 9 days Fugly_Dot_Com: Ok. I'm ready. Fugly_Dot_Com: 9 days? Fugly_Dot_Com: Are you joking? SugarBayBeME: yeah in 9 days my b-day! Fugly_Dot_Com: On the 17th? SugarBayBeME: nopre, mines on the 18th of march Fugly_Dot_Com: Ok. Come on. SugarBayBeME: what! Fugly_Dot_Com: Who is this? For real? SugarBayBeME: i'm kristen.. Fugly_Dot_Com: I was trying to trick you! MY birthday is on the 18th of March TOO!. My name is Krissy. Fugly_Dot_Com: And that picture you sent was of a stuffed animal. SugarBayBeME: no my name is kristen.. people call me krissy.. your lieing.. this all cant be true SugarBayBeME: ooops! i sent you mr.penguin! Fugly_Dot_Com: This isn't funny. If this is some kind of a joke, i don't think it's a funny one. Fugly_Dot_Com: I'm starting to get scared. SugarBayBeME: no your scaring me.. i think you fucking around with me or somthing.. SugarBayBeME: brb! Fugly_Dot_Com: Ok. Are you going to send me your picture or not? SugarBayBeME: i just sent you my pic.. SugarBayBeME: nopw send me yours! Fugly_Dot_Com: Ok. I got it. SugarBayBeME: what do you think? send me your pic! Fugly_Dot_Com: Oh. My GOD!! SugarBayBeME: What? What is it?! Fugly_Dot_Com: Oh my fucking GOD!!!!!! SugarBayBeME: What!! Tell me!!! Fugly_Dot_Com: You are NOT going to beleive this. SugarBayBeME: What? SugarBayBeME: What do you know me!? Fugly_Dot_Com: This is just too weird. Fugly_Dot_Com: First, we're both named Krissy. And we're both 22, right? SugarBayBeME: What is it. pleeeease tell me! Fugly_Dot_Com: And we both go to Georgian and are from Bar Harbour, Maine! SugarBayBeME: And do you recognize me from school???? Fugly_Dot_Com: No, but do you know what? SugarBayBeME: What!! Fugly_Dot_Com: I'm a big, fat, stupid looking goth-chick too!!! Fugly_Dot_Com: Just like you!!! SugarBayBeME: what Fugly_Dot_Com: OMG!! Fugly_Dot_Com: Can you just not beleive it!? Fugly_Dot_Com: I wear TONS of black eye makeup just like you. Fugly_Dot_Com: And I'm a big, fat-ass, disgusting pig, just like YOU!!!! Fugly_Dot_Com: And I dress like that so that people will pay attention to me! Fugly_Dot_Com: because I have really low self esteem and a really shitty personality!!! Fugly_Dot_Com: JUST LIKE YOU!!!! SugarBayBeME: fuck you whore bitch Fugly_Dot_Com: WOW! I say, "Fuck you whore bitch" ALL the time too!! SugarBayBeME: you dont go to georgian either do you? Fugly_Dot_Com: OMG! I'M STUPID TOO!! Fugly_Dot_Com: It takes me a REALLY long time to figure out when someone is fucking with me too!! Fugly_Dot_Com: Isn't that weird? Fugly_Dot_Com: Don't you think so? Fugly_Dot_Com: Do you think we're related? Fugly_Dot_Com: Hello? Fugly_Dot_Com: How much do you weigh? SugarBayBeME: <> ---------------------------- cheezedog: Hey, do you know about computers and stuff. Victimx_23: Yes i do Victimx_23: why? cheezedog: I got this problem with mine and I need help. Victimx_23: whats it doing? cheezedog: It keeps typing nasty messages at all different times. Victimx_23: LOL cheezedog: This isn't funny. It happens every fucking time I try to do something Victimx_23: I'm sorry cheezedog: Go fuck yourself. Victimx_23: HEY! cheezedog: It wasn't me! cheezedog: Its this damn computer! Victimx_23: good lord Victimx_23: hmmmmmm cheezedog: It does this every few minutes. Victimx_23: sounds like you have a virus Victimx_23: have you ran a scan check yet? cheezedog: No you fucking rump-bandit. Victimx_23: QUIT IT! cheezedog: Its not me! It's the computer! cheezedog: Stupid shitstick. Victimx_23: Computers don't do this Victimx_23: you have to hit the enter key to send cheezedog: I am hitting the enter key! It won't let me erase it! cheezedog: Its like it's frozen. please help me Victimx_23: Run a virus scan cheezedog: Idid that already Victimx_23: are you DAT files updated? Victimx_23: Cheeze? cheezedog: Screw you fuckwad. Victimx_23: Listen, I'm getting tired of this shit cheezedog: What are DAT files, shitlip? cheezedog: Sorry, it keeps doing it. Victimx_23: What kind of virus scan do you have? cheezedog: McAfee... cheezedog: ...You ass-licking, ape-face son of a bitch Victimx_23: FOR FUCK SAKE! cheezedog: Calm down! Victimx_23: I'm gettin pissed here cheezedog: Imagine how I feel! I've had to put up with this all day! Victimx_23: I'm losing my patience fast. Victimx_23: Go to Mcafee.com and update your DAT files Victimx_23: Then run on online scan. Victimx_23: Tell me if you find a virus. cheezedog: What do I do if I find one? Victimx_23: Message me when you get done with that. cheezedog: I'm downloading them now. DAT files right? Victimx_23: Yes. Victimx_23: For whatever scan program and version you are using. cheezedog: Pussy. cheezedog: My bad. cheezedog: Ok I got them downloaded. Victimx_23: Now run the scan. cheezedog: I fucked your mom. Victimx_23: LOOK! I'm about to get hostile in a second! Victimx_23: I've had enough of this shit already! cheezedog: Please don't be mad at me. cheezedog: Dickhead. Victimx_23: Let me find someone else to help you cheezedog: PLEASE DON'T LEAVE! I really need your help! Victimx_23: I'm getting tired of being called a shithead. cheezedog: Not shithead, DICKHEAD! Get it right you cockhole! Victimx_23: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? Victimx_23: Do you come online and just fuck with people? Victimx_23: I know it's not your computer. cheezedog: Yes it is, assnugget. Victimx_23: FUCK YOU! cheezedog: FUCK YOU TOO! cheezedog: Gosh I'm so sorry. Victimx_23: PISS OFF! cheezedog: OMG! cheezedog: ?ou think this is still me?!? cheezedog: Its not my fault! cheezedog: Please help me. cheezedog: Fart eater. cheezedog: That wasn't me either Victimx_23: --------------------------------- Again, I dont claim to have written any of these, they are taken from many sources across the net. - rowan, aka paragon (paragon_au@hotmail.com)