Lyrics
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly 
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly 
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly 
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She sawllowed the cow to catch the goat ...
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly 
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse - 
She's dead, of course.

Characters:
Old Lady
Fly
Spider
Bird
Cat
Dog
Goat
Cow
Horse


Outline:

Fly - The camera follows the fly sideways then it flys right into old lady's mouth, the camera keeps going like the fly was still there.

Spider - Starts to come down from the roof on its web. Ends up landing in here mouse.

Bird - Old lady picks up tweety who was in the middle of saying "I tawt I taw a putty tat!".